Aliens Are Invading Kansas City

Aliens are here. Per my last blog, you know that our stupid dumb dumb President doesn’t believe in them, but guess what sir, THEY’RE HERE! They probably hear that Trump didn’t believe and they’re like “Oh yeah bitch? Watch this.” And so it begins. This is WILD that the Kansas National Weather Service actually tweeted […]

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The Aliens Are Back

I’m assuming you’ve seen the video going around of an alien ship plummeting through the skies in Los Angeles last night, but in case you didn’t, here is the video: Ladies and gentlemen, that is a god damn UFO. Don’t let the government feed you any of their lies. Wanna know how they tried to […]

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