The Grudge Match Of The Century Has A Date

October 3, 2021. Get used to seeing that date over and over again. In school textbooks, in sports history books and all over your television screens. Week 4 of this upcoming NFL season is the week that vendettas get settled. It’s Lebron vs Jordan. Ali vs Tyson. Darkseid vs Thanos. Sting vs Undertaker. It’s the […]

It’s Official: I Have Moved On From Tom Brady

This is the chronicalization of a break up between a player and a loyal fan and what led to this outcome. Acceptance is an important part of life, and I’ve reached that point. I can only hope that you all will too. As many of you know, I’m a pretty big Patriots fan. Bill Belichick […]

Super Bowl 55: Who Ya Got?

Super Bowl Sunday is such a bittersweet day. It’s the biggest game of the year, but it signifies that the NFL season is officially over. Happiness is over. Welcome to darkness. Embrace it. ANYWAY, I think this may be the #1 dream Big Game (fuck you Roger Goodell for copyrighting “Super Bowl”) QB matchup left […]

Nick Wright With An All Time Bad Tom Brady Take

If this is too long or you don’t feel like reading today, here’s a little video of me reaction to this blasphemous take.. Nick Wright is notorious for pulling out some of the most asinine, idiotic takes imaginable. Especially when you add his Kansas City Chiefs into the mix. But he’s really outdone himself with […]

Tom Brady Sr. Thinks Belichick Is On The Hot Seat

There’s no need to start this off with some creative lead in or something like that. Simply put: Tom Brady Sr. needs to shut his damn mouth. You know absolutely nothing about the inner workings of the New England Patriots nor should you be saying anything about them. Tom Brady Sr. says Belichick 'on a […]

Florida Is Going To Kill Tom Brady

Danger comes in all shapes and sizes for an NFL quarterback. And when it comes to Tom Brady and his increased age, he has to be extra careful when it comes to danger on the football field. But now, the greatest to ever do it is facing a threat that not even he can fend […]

Goodbye, Tom

Tom Brady is no longer a New England Patriot. Read those words. Let them sit with you. Let ’em eat you alive inside. Let them bury into the dark crevices of your soul that no one else get’s to see. Let it tear you apart molecule by molecule like you just got Thanos snapped out […]

Tom Brady Likes Happy Endings!?

Tom Brady is full of surprises huh? Playing at a championship level into his 40’s. Rushing for 1,000 yards. The commercial poking fun at Roger Goodell. Having a tremendous Twitter game. But this is more shocking than all the rest. I honestly didn’t even think it was real at first. I thought someone CGI’d our […]

Josh Gordon Is Back!!

LET’S GO BABY!! Josh Gordon is coming back to the Patriots. That sentence should send team owners into a frenzy. You’re giving the greatest quarterback of all time the best weapon he’s had since Randy Moss. Now obviously the elephant in the room is Gordon’s ongoing drug (weed) issues. Everyone thought last year that he […]

Rob Parker Is A Sad, Strange Little Man

I get it. I get that fact that the more the Patriots and Tom Brady succeed, the more haters they’ll gain. Everyone likes to hate you when you’re the best and that’s a burden this team has carried for two decades. I have no problem with people openly coming out and saying “You know what? […]