Why Are We Still Talking About Jimmy G?

How many times does one have to beat something for it to be considered overkill? How do we know when the horse has become to dead that the beating must cease? I think I have an answer. When it’s the year 2020, almost 2021 in fact, and we are still seeing articles posted about how […]

Goodbye, Tom

Tom Brady is no longer a New England Patriot. Read those words. Let them sit with you. Let ’em eat you alive inside. Let them bury into the dark crevices of your soul that no one else get’s to see. Let it tear you apart molecule by molecule like you just got Thanos snapped out […]

Village Idiot Wrong Again

With a name like Nick Wright, you’d think he’d have more correct takes but once again, Nick proves his last name wrong. "The Chiefs are the best team in the AFC. The Chiefs aren’t going to lose again until next year." — @getnickwright pic.twitter.com/o4E8zhg2Yq — First Things First (@FTFonFS1) November 7, 2019 Just a blasphemous […]

Baker Mayfield Needs To Grow Up

The refs suck this year. Every game. For every team across the board. There are phantom calls and ticky tack calls being thrown out like it’s Halloween and they’re tootsie rolls*. They’re like that for EVERYONE Baker, not just you and the Browns. *Tootsie rolls are the best worst candy out there by the way. […]

Jimmy G Steals Emmanuel Sanders

On a day where the undefeated Patriots traded for Mohammad Sanu, their NFC counterparts also decided to bolster their offense and trade for Emmanuel Sanders. Sanders was last scene absolutely miserable trying to get accurate throws from Joe ‘Elite’ Flacco when the Broncos played the Chiefs on Thursday Night Football. And I think it was […]

Patriots Get Another Receiver, Sign Sanu

And there we go. The Patriots finally add a solid receiver to their ‘struggling’ offense. Can I interest you in Edelman, Sanu, Gordon, Harry, Dorsett and Meyers? With Watson and Izzo as tight ends to go along with White and Burkhead as passing backs? Sanu is a solid, big target for Brady to throw the […]

Patriots Destroy Jets

I’m so happy this happened during a primetime game. The entire football world needed to see this and be put on notice. The New England Patriots defense is legit. The Boogeymen are real. I don’t care who they’ve played. If you watch these games, you see how historically great the D is. If this defense […]

Remember When The Eagles Were Actually Good?

God DAMN the Eagles are a let down, huh? Or is it just Carson Wentz? Who knows. When you take an overrated team and a quarterback who’s done nothing to deserve his reputation and combine them, you’re probably gonna get a big back of mediocre. And that’s what we have here folks. Being led by […]

Tom Brady Likes Happy Endings!?

Tom Brady is full of surprises huh? Playing at a championship level into his 40’s. Rushing for 1,000 yards. The commercial poking fun at Roger Goodell. Having a tremendous Twitter game. But this is more shocking than all the rest. I honestly didn’t even think it was real at first. I thought someone CGI’d our […]

Chiefs Take Biggest Loss Of The Season

As of this writing, the Kansas City Chiefs are dead in the water. In case you live under a rock and missed what happened last night, here: That one yard QB sneak essentially ended the Chiefs season. Obviously there’s still a lot of football yet to be played, but for KC, their Super Bowl hopeful […]