Julio Jones Isn’t A Patriot And Thats Okay

Julio! Julio! Ju-li-oooo! 📣 Titans Agree to Trade Terms with Falcons 📰 » https://t.co/EMvRhz0D30 — Tennessee Titans (@Titans) June 6, 2021 The Titans just thrust themselves into the Top 3 discussion in the AFC. Adding Julio Jones alongside AJ Brown alone makes them as dangerous an offense*** as any in the NFL. But when you […]

It’s Inevitable: Julio Jones Will Be A Patriot

Where there’s smoke, there’s fire. And where there’s fire there’s flames. But allow me to update that phrase for a moment and bring it into 2021: Where there’s tweets, there’s validity. Julio Jones has been rumored to go to the Patriots before the 2020 season even ended, but that rumor has picked up more steam […]

It’s 2021 And We’re Still Talking About Spygate

Unlike almost every other writer or reporter who has taken to their respective media outlets today to eviscerate Seth WickerSHAM and his pointless “Spygate: Political Conspiracy” article, I am not surprised one bit that we are still talking about an almost two decade old scandal. What do you expect? The New England Patriots run, not […]

Julio Jones To The Patriots Seems More And More Likely

Ah yes, we’ve hit that time of year where one of my favorite time honored traditions in New England comes back around. We’ve seen it with Megatron, Fitz, Antonio Brown (unfortunately that came true), Josh Gordon and everyone in between. There is quite literally no escaping it if you’re a talented NFL receiver. It’s tbe […]

The Grudge Match Of The Century Has A Date

October 3, 2021. Get used to seeing that date over and over again. In school textbooks, in sports history books and all over your television screens. Week 4 of this upcoming NFL season is the week that vendettas get settled. It’s Lebron vs Jordan. Ali vs Tyson. Darkseid vs Thanos. Sting vs Undertaker. It’s the […]

The Savior Is Back: Tim Tebow Swindles His Way Back Into The NFL

Jaguars are planning to sign Tim Tebow to a one-year deal, per @RapSheet, @TomPelissero He’s going to play TE. pic.twitter.com/0WPsQibeOI — Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) May 10, 2021 Tim Tebow looks to be on his way back into the NFL. No need to spit out your water, what I speak is true. The man who hasn’t stepped […]

It’s Official: I Have Moved On From Tom Brady

This is the chronicalization of a break up between a player and a loyal fan and what led to this outcome. Acceptance is an important part of life, and I’ve reached that point. I can only hope that you all will too. As many of you know, I’m a pretty big Patriots fan. Bill Belichick […]

The Mac Jones Era Has Begun

RETURN OF THE MAC! RETURN OF THE FUCKING MAC! LETS GOOOOO BABY!!!! I am elated. I am overjoyed. I am jubilant. I am straight up giddy right now. And you should be too, Patriots fan reading this. Mac Jones is a New England Patriot and the Dynasty is BACK ON BABAAAY! "With the 15th pick […]

Tonight Is The Night..It’s Draft Day Baby

Sound the alarms! Fire the cannons! Strap ‘em down! Hide your kids, hide your wife! The NFL Draft is upon us! As a Patriots fan, our blood is normally too rich to care about trivial things such as this silly draft nonsense, but now that our God has abandoned us, we’re forced to live and […]

Goodell Wants To Hug You, And Now He Can

It was the question on everyone’s mind: Will Roger Goodell be able to hug the draftees this year? And we finally have an answer. Yes. Yes. A hundred times YES! Someone has to be there to usher these kids into their new lives and if it wasn’t going to be this buffoon with a giant […]