Goodbye, Tom

Tom Brady is no longer a New England Patriot. Read those words. Let them sit with you. Let ’em eat you alive inside. Let them bury into the dark crevices of your soul that no one else get’s to see. Let it tear you apart molecule by molecule like you just got Thanos snapped out […]

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Village Idiot Wrong Again

With a name like Nick Wright, you’d think he’d have more correct takes but once again, Nick proves his last name wrong. "The Chiefs are the best team in the AFC. The Chiefs aren’t going to lose again until next year." — @getnickwright — First Things First (@FTFonFS1) November 7, 2019 Just a blasphemous […]

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Baker Mayfield Needs To Grow Up

The refs suck this year. Every game. For every team across the board. There are phantom calls and ticky tack calls being thrown out like it’s Halloween and they’re tootsie rolls*. They’re like that for EVERYONE Baker, not just you and the Browns. *Tootsie rolls are the best worst candy out there by the way. […]

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Jimmy G Steals Emmanuel Sanders

On a day where the undefeated Patriots traded for Mohammad Sanu, their NFC counterparts also decided to bolster their offense and trade for Emmanuel Sanders. Sanders was last scene absolutely miserable trying to get accurate throws from Joe ‘Elite’ Flacco when the Broncos played the Chiefs on Thursday Night Football. And I think it was […]

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Patriots Destroy Jets

I’m so happy this happened during a primetime game. The entire football world needed to see this and be put on notice. The New England Patriots defense is legit. The Boogeymen are real. I don’t care who they’ve played. If you watch these games, you see how historically great the D is. If this defense […]

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Tom Brady Likes Happy Endings!?

Tom Brady is full of surprises huh? Playing at a championship level into his 40’s. Rushing for 1,000 yards. The commercial poking fun at Roger Goodell. Having a tremendous Twitter game. But this is more shocking than all the rest. I honestly didn’t even think it was real at first. I thought someone CGI’d our […]

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