Patriots Mythbusting – Part 3: “Belichick Can’t Draft Pro Bowlers Anymore!”…And Your Point?

I’ve noticed an alarming phenomenon amongst Patriots fans the last couple years: claiming that Bill Belichick can’t draft. I’ve already written, not one, but two blogs swiss cheesing the hell out of that notion, but now it seems like those same nincompoops have backed off that argument and formed another. This blog isn’t necessarily about […]

Patriots Mythbusting – Part 2: Belichick Has Sucked At Drafting The Last 5 Years

I recently wrote a blog putting every Bill Belichick draft pick into a “hit” or “miss” category. I got sick of this “Belichick sucks at drafting!” bullshit so, putting on my Draft Pick Sorting Hat, I went to work. And the conclusion I came to was that, while GM Bill isn’t quite Gryffindor level at […]

Patriots Mythbusting: Belichick Can’t Draft

There’s a lot of myths that surround our evil team in the north, the New England Patriots. They have recording devices in opponents locker rooms. They mess with opposing coaches headsets. They illegally let air out of balls. They filmed opposing sidelines when filming opposing sidelines was not allowed. Or, my favorite, they use the […]

Belichick’s Offseason Is A Patriots Fans Wet Dream…And The NFL’s Nightmare

Out of the almost infinite different types of porn out there, Patriots Porn is far and away my favorite. This team gets me going like no other and this offseason has been like watching football erotica unfold before my very eyes. I don’t know what to do with myself. Do I cry, laugh, take a […]

Bill Belichick And The No Fun, Hellish Torture Chamber He’s Created

Adolf Hitler. Benito Mussolini. Josef Stalin. Cersei Lannister. Thanos. Bill Belichick. All infamous dictators and tyrants who no one in their right mind would want to work under. In the hellscape that these aforementioned evil doers created, one would have to be forced, by threat of death, to participate in their scandalous operations. Abandon all […]

Belichick And The 2021 Shopping Spree

Patriots fans are a fickle bunch of hooligans. aren’t we? Call it a byproduct of being the most successful region in sports over the last 20 years or simply call it stupidity, we tend to get a little out of hand sometimes. This is one of those times. If you are upset at Bill Belichick […]

Bill Belichick And The Unusually, Wacky, Uncharacteristically Aggressive Offseason

I. Am. Spent. I’ve take 3 cold showers so far since Monday’s Free Agency splurge and I’m still all hot am bothered. Bill Belichick is a smart man. This we all know. But I don’t think we’ve ever characterized him as an overly aggressive man when it comes to signing players. Well, throw that out […]

Superman Is Back In Foxboro

Comp update: Patriots are finalizing a 1-year deal worth close to $14 million for Cam Newton to return to New England, per source. — Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) March 12, 2021 I wanted to wait until we got the actual contract details before writing this and I’m glad I did. Because unlike the “professionals” around this […]

Teams Are Calling The Patriots About N’Keal Harry…Wait Really?

Per @MikeGarafolo, teams have reached out to the Patriots inquiring about a possible trade for WR N'Keal Harry — Kevin Patra (@kpatra) March 10, 2021 The answer is yes. It does not matter what offer is thrown at you on the other end of the phone Bill. Third rounder? Yep. 4th rounder? Sure! 5th for […]

Is Gilmore For OBJ A Real Possibility?

I don’t remember a time where the aura around the Patriots has been this…strange? Discombobulated? Upside Down? Pick the adjective you want, but it’s been a weird time at 1 Patriot Way. Granted, I’m only 29, so I’m dealing with a small-ish sample size, but you understand what I’m getting at. There are questions all […]