Kyrie Irving Is The Worst

This has been written and talked about 100 times since it happened, but as a Celtics fan, I felt the need to give my opinion on it. Kyrie Irving is a bitch. He’s a grown man who acts like a child and can’t handle when people dislike him even though he brings that on with […]

The NBA Needs Lebron James To Miss The Playoffs

Lebron James gots to go. You know it. I know it. It’s time we all admit it. Like the old, crispy leaves that form on New England trees, Lebrons old, crispy ass needs to fall and let new seeds bud. If Lebron is the old dog, it’s time to find the shed. Lebron’s watch has […]

Lebron James Is Upset About A Rule That Lebron James Was In Favor Of

When the Book of Bron is done being written, it’ll no doubt be littered with career records, milestones and personal achievements. But when that ink dries, there’ll also be a healthy chapter outlining all the reasons Queen King James came off as unlikeable at almost every turn during his HOF career. This will be another […]

Surprise, Surprise, The Celtics STILL Aren’t A Good Team

I don’t know how many times I have to say this for us as a fanbase to finally get it through our thick green skulls, but: The Boston Celtics are not a good basketball team. Both by the eye test and actual definition. They are less than average. And that’s putting it nicely. And again, […]

BREAKING NEWS: The Celtics Still Suck

If you essentially want a video version of this, here ya go. THE CELTICS ARE NOT A GOOD BASKETBALL TEAM! First and foremost, let me get this out of the way, I am a Celtics fan. A big one. I’m 29 so it’s not like I started when The Big 3 came about either. But […]

The Celtics Are Overrated

The Celtics are not a great basketball team. They have talent. They have players with a ton of potential. They have a good head coach. But when you put it all together, this is still an average at best NBA team. Don’t believe me? They’re current record is 13-13. The definition of average. But if […]

Lebron James: A Tragic Tale

I don’t enjoy writing these types of blogs. I try to keep it lighthearted and fun here. Sure, sometimes there’s a little bias thrown around, but overall I try to keep it humorous. This is different. Not since Sméagol of Lord of the Rings infamy has a vice taken a hold of someone so tight […]

Philly Doing Philly Things

RUMBLE IN PHILLY @thisleague pic.twitter.com/788GIRdP9R — Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) October 31, 2019 I’ve been saying this for a while now, and every year they give me more and more ammo. Philly: Trash City. Trash People. Didn’t Joel Embiid say he was done “talking trash” and that he’s a “changed man”? Joel Embiid ONE WEEK AGO […]

Kyrie Irving Already Acting Like An Asshat

Kyrie Irving’s "mood swings" are an "unspoken concern that makes Brooklyn officials queasy." Nets sources say an episode happened on their trip to China, leaving the team confused, per Jackie MacMullan pic.twitter.com/Yu0xd8JRNI — Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) October 29, 2019 Kyrie Irving is a cancer. He goes somewhere. He lays dormant for a bit. THEN he […]

The Celtics Created The Worst Jerseys I’ve Ever Seen

Celtics might never win a game ever again pic.twitter.com/YI5V1I9fdo — Mickstape (@MickstapeShow) October 28, 2019 Holy shit. Who’s responsible for this monstrosity? I’ve never in my life seen a jersey, in any sport, as hideous as this. How did this slip through the cracks? This was the best design the brain trust in Boston could […]