Surprise, Surprise, The Celtics STILL Aren’t A Good Team

I don’t know how many times I have to say this for us as a fanbase to finally get it through our thick green skulls, but: The Boston Celtics are not a good basketball team. Both by the eye test and actual definition. They are less than average. And that’s putting it nicely. And again, […]

BREAKING NEWS: The Celtics Still Suck

If you essentially want a video version of this, here ya go. THE CELTICS ARE NOT A GOOD BASKETBALL TEAM! First and foremost, let me get this out of the way, I am a Celtics fan. A big one. I’m 29 so it’s not like I started when The Big 3 came about either. But […]

The Celtics Are Overrated

The Celtics are not a great basketball team. They have talent. They have players with a ton of potential. They have a good head coach. But when you put it all together, this is still an average at best NBA team. Don’t believe me? They’re current record is 13-13. The definition of average. But if […]

Lebron James: A Tragic Tale

I don’t enjoy writing these types of blogs. I try to keep it lighthearted and fun here. Sure, sometimes there’s a little bias thrown around, but overall I try to keep it humorous. This is different. Not since Sméagol of Lord of the Rings infamy has a vice taken a hold of someone so tight […]

Philly Doing Philly Things

RUMBLE IN PHILLY @thisleague pic.twitter.com/788GIRdP9R — Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) October 31, 2019 I’ve been saying this for a while now, and every year they give me more and more ammo. Philly: Trash City. Trash People. Didn’t Joel Embiid say he was done “talking trash” and that he’s a “changed man”? Joel Embiid ONE WEEK AGO […]

Kyrie Irving Already Acting Like An Asshat

Kyrie Irving’s "mood swings" are an "unspoken concern that makes Brooklyn officials queasy." Nets sources say an episode happened on their trip to China, leaving the team confused, per Jackie MacMullan pic.twitter.com/Yu0xd8JRNI — Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) October 29, 2019 Kyrie Irving is a cancer. He goes somewhere. He lays dormant for a bit. THEN he […]

The Celtics Created The Worst Jerseys I’ve Ever Seen

Celtics might never win a game ever again pic.twitter.com/YI5V1I9fdo — Mickstape (@MickstapeShow) October 28, 2019 Holy shit. Who’s responsible for this monstrosity? I’ve never in my life seen a jersey, in any sport, as hideous as this. How did this slip through the cracks? This was the best design the brain trust in Boston could […]

Anthony Davis Embarrasses Lebron James As Duo Shows Sign Of Dissension

Okay, maybe that title is a little strong, but you be the judge: AD telling LeBron his implants are falling out proves it really is his team now @MickstapeShow pic.twitter.com/sRVMsngNIT — Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) October 26, 2019 What a power move by AD asserting his dominance over the lesser, over the hill Lebron. “Hey old […]

Celtics Fall To Rival Sixers In Season Opener

I say ‘fall’ because that’s exactly what happened. The Celtics kept it close through 3 1/2 quarters and then the bottom just fell out. Everyone just stopped hitting shots it seemed. Or for every bucket the Celtics did get, the Sixers came right back with one of their own. There was just no digging out […]

Kyrie Irving Is Still A Fraud

“Kyrie Irving speaks ‘from the heart’ to packed arena about how happy he is to be playing there.” I feel like we’ve heard that before, but I just can’t put my finger on it. Oh yeah! Kyrie Irving announces he is resigning with the Celtics, meanwhile every Knicks fan dies a little more inside pic.twitter.com/RLjMt3R4JE […]