The NBA Needs Lebron James To Miss The Playoffs

Lebron James gots to go. You know it. I know it. It’s time we all admit it. Like the old, crispy leaves that form on New England trees, Lebrons old, crispy ass needs to fall and let new seeds bud. If Lebron is the old dog, it’s time to find the shed. Lebron’s watch has […]

Lebron James Is Upset About A Rule That Lebron James Was In Favor Of

When the Book of Bron is done being written, it’ll no doubt be littered with career records, milestones and personal achievements. But when that ink dries, there’ll also be a healthy chapter outlining all the reasons Queen King James came off as unlikeable at almost every turn during his HOF career. This will be another […]

Lebron James: A Tragic Tale

I don’t enjoy writing these types of blogs. I try to keep it lighthearted and fun here. Sure, sometimes there’s a little bias thrown around, but overall I try to keep it humorous. This is different. Not since Sméagol of Lord of the Rings infamy has a vice taken a hold of someone so tight […]

Anthony Davis Embarrasses Lebron James As Duo Shows Sign Of Dissension

Okay, maybe that title is a little strong, but you be the judge: AD telling LeBron his implants are falling out proves it really is his team now @MickstapeShow pic.twitter.com/sRVMsngNIT — Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) October 26, 2019 What a power move by AD asserting his dominance over the lesser, over the hill Lebron. “Hey old […]

Lebron James Doesn’t Believe In Rivalries

Skip to the 2:20 mark This guy. This fucking guy. This FRAUD. Thank GOD the NBA started up again. I get more entertainment from watching this imposter night in and night out than I do most things. “It’s not a rivalry…” Uh, what? Last time I checked, in every sport, at every level, when you […]

Lebron James Loves China’s Dirty Money

I’m gonna try my best to take my bias against Lebron James out of this, okay? This issue is too big for minor quabbles or petty arguments. Too big for me to bring up Lebron’s drinking habits or how he acts at his kids sporting events. Too big to talk about how he’s a selfish, […]

Lebron James Is Trying To Steal Taco Tuesday

This man needs to be stopped. He’s a clown. A villain. He’s the god damn Joker! Guy just wants to watch the world burn. Lebron James has done a lot of selfish things in his career, but I never thought it’d go THIS far. You cannot take Taco Tuesday from us sir. You just can’t. […]

Did Lebron James Just Earn My Respect?

What is this world coming to. Has Lebron James gone and done the unthinkable by making me actually kinda, sorta respect something he did? I mean, other than Aaron Rodgers, this guy is Public Enemy #1 in my eyes. But then he does this. I’m genuinely baffled by my emotions towards this, so I’m gonna […]

Lebron James Needs To “Sit His Ass Down”

It’s gonna be funny to see everyone bitch about that title, when it’s just a callback to, literally, exactly what Bron Bron said to his mom. The Cavs were playing the Celtics and Paul Pierce hard-fouled (not allowed in the NBA anymore) James into the stands and then this occurred: Just wanted to get that […]

Los Angeles Is Winning The Finals This Year

LA is in a great position going into this season. They’re actually the odds on favorite to win the title last time I checked. You got a multiple time Finals MVP, a great #2 all-star option along with him and a very solid squad surrounding ’em both. Not to mention a very stable front office […]