BREAKING NEWS: The Celtics Still Suck

If you essentially want a video version of this, here ya go. THE CELTICS ARE NOT A GOOD BASKETBALL TEAM! First and foremost, let me get this out of the way, I am a Celtics fan. A big one. I’m 29 so it’s not like I started when The Big 3 came about either. But […]

The Celtics Are Overrated

The Celtics are not a great basketball team. They have talent. They have players with a ton of potential. They have a good head coach. But when you put it all together, this is still an average at best NBA team. Don’t believe me? They’re current record is 13-13. The definition of average. But if […]

The Celtics Created The Worst Jerseys I’ve Ever Seen

Celtics might never win a game ever again pic.twitter.com/YI5V1I9fdo — Mickstape (@MickstapeShow) October 28, 2019 Holy shit. Who’s responsible for this monstrosity? I’ve never in my life seen a jersey, in any sport, as hideous as this. How did this slip through the cracks? This was the best design the brain trust in Boston could […]

Celtics Fall To Rival Sixers In Season Opener

I say ‘fall’ because that’s exactly what happened. The Celtics kept it close through 3 1/2 quarters and then the bottom just fell out. Everyone just stopped hitting shots it seemed. Or for every bucket the Celtics did get, the Sixers came right back with one of their own. There was just no digging out […]

Danny Ainge Thinks We’re All Stupid

Listen, I don’t mean to always be dumping all over Danny Ainge. I also don’t think it’s outrageous to say that he has not lived up to his reputation for the most part this offseason. That is, until he signed Kemba Walker and Enes Kanter. Good, solid signing that will drastically improve this squad. Love […]

Is Danny Ainge About To Prove Me Wrong?

Well shit, maybe Danny hasn’t lost his fastball like I said so eloquently before? After putting together a team that hated each other and then botching the draft IMHO, I really thought that Ainge was becoming old and senile. But then I start seeing all this! I understand that rumors fly around like crazy the […]

Danny Ainge Has Lost His Fastball And Screwed The Celtics

I’m done. I’m sick of this aura that Danny Ainge has around him that he is this great, amazing trader and is always 10 steps ahead. If he was ten steps ahead tonight, he must’ve tripped over a fucking log cause he screwed this ENTIRE draft up and I’m sick to my stomach about it. […]

Lebron Has No Excuse’s Now With Anthony Davis

WOJ BOMB! I called this by the way on my blog about The Queen’s Dream Team. Whatta bomb to drop for the weekend Woj! Lebron got the apple of his eye in Anthony Davis. But uuuuhhh…holy shit what a load the Pelicans got! We all knew Lonzo was gonna be gone. That much was basically […]

Kyrie ‘The Fraud’ Irving Needs To Be Forgotten

So here I am, sitting there trying to wallow in my own misery last night after the Bruins got embarrassed in Game 7. And for some god forsaken reason, all I kept seeing is this assholes name pop up. Boston, both fans and media alike, I gotta ask, why the hell are we still caring […]

The C’s Needed Someone Like Big Z

Hey Kyrie Irving, this is what a leader looks like. Hey Terry Rozier, you wanna take a few minutes from bashing your team and watch this? I mean, that’s what you wanna hear from your captain. Sure, has Charas play slipped a bit in these last years? Of course. The guy is 42 years old. […]