The city of Boston is lucky. We have 4 major sports teams that, at any minute, can take over the entire region. They’re all good, or at the very least talented enough, to go on a deep playoff run every year. It’s been that way for the better part of two decades and it doesn’t […]
Read More The Bruins Have Taken Back BostonThis has been written and talked about 100 times since it happened, but as a Celtics fan, I felt the need to give my opinion on it. Kyrie Irving is a bitch. He’s a grown man who acts like a child and can’t handle when people dislike him even though he brings that on with […]
Read More Kyrie Irving Is The WorstI don’t know how many times I have to say this for us as a fanbase to finally get it through our thick green skulls, but: The Boston Celtics are not a good basketball team. Both by the eye test and actual definition. They are less than average. And that’s putting it nicely. And again, […]
Read More Surprise, Surprise, The Celtics STILL Aren’t A Good TeamIf you essentially want a video version of this, here ya go. THE CELTICS ARE NOT A GOOD BASKETBALL TEAM! First and foremost, let me get this out of the way, I am a Celtics fan. A big one. I’m 29 so it’s not like I started when The Big 3 came about either. But […]
Read More BREAKING NEWS: The Celtics Still SuckThe Celtics are not a great basketball team. They have talent. They have players with a ton of potential. They have a good head coach. But when you put it all together, this is still an average at best NBA team. Don’t believe me? They’re current record is 13-13. The definition of average. But if […]
Read More The Celtics Are OverratedCeltics might never win a game ever again pic.twitter.com/YI5V1I9fdo — Mickstape (@MickstapeShow) October 28, 2019 Holy shit. Who’s responsible for this monstrosity? I’ve never in my life seen a jersey, in any sport, as hideous as this. How did this slip through the cracks? This was the best design the brain trust in Boston could […]
Read More The Celtics Created The Worst Jerseys I’ve Ever SeenI say ‘fall’ because that’s exactly what happened. The Celtics kept it close through 3 1/2 quarters and then the bottom just fell out. Everyone just stopped hitting shots it seemed. Or for every bucket the Celtics did get, the Sixers came right back with one of their own. There was just no digging out […]
Read More Celtics Fall To Rival Sixers In Season OpenerListen, I don’t mean to always be dumping all over Danny Ainge. I also don’t think it’s outrageous to say that he has not lived up to his reputation for the most part this offseason. That is, until he signed Kemba Walker and Enes Kanter. Good, solid signing that will drastically improve this squad. Love […]
Read More Danny Ainge Thinks We’re All StupidWell shit, maybe Danny hasn’t lost his fastball like I said so eloquently before? After putting together a team that hated each other and then botching the draft IMHO, I really thought that Ainge was becoming old and senile. But then I start seeing all this! I understand that rumors fly around like crazy the […]
Read More Is Danny Ainge About To Prove Me Wrong?I’m done. I’m sick of this aura that Danny Ainge has around him that he is this great, amazing trader and is always 10 steps ahead. If he was ten steps ahead tonight, he must’ve tripped over a fucking log cause he screwed this ENTIRE draft up and I’m sick to my stomach about it. […]
Read More Danny Ainge Has Lost His Fastball And Screwed The Celtics