Experts Say An Alien Invasion Would Spell Doom For Earth And I’m Here For It

End is nigh: Alien contact could 'end life on Earth' scientists say https://t.co/sIhP7ecQ5r pic.twitter.com/U6rx0Bl1vd — New York Post (@nypost) June 14, 2021 Honestly, this article was a whole lotta nothing, but the headline caught my attention and it’s aliens so you know your boy had to give it a click. But it’s just the same […]

Aliens Did A Little Fly Over In Las Vegas Last Night

What more do you need? Do extraterrestrials have to literally knock on your door and say hello? Eat your dog and laser zap your children? ALIENS ARE REAL PEOPLE! And judging by this video, they’re here. All jokes and sarcasm aside though, this has to be aliens, right? What the hell else could those lights […]

We’ve Found Where The Aliens Are Landing: Texas.

Oh, just a lightning strike you say? That just happened to hit at the exact moment that 15 cows and 8 calves were all close enough to a fence to get hit? They’re not even trying with the cover ups anymore! What animals (other than humans) have aliens been PROVEN to test on? COWS! And […]

The Air Force Is Ready To Murder Every Single One Of Us

I’ve been wondering when the Government would make some sort of a press release in reference to this now wildly popular plan to storm Area 51. And they have! By way of the Air Force essentially saying that they don’t want to, but if they have to, they will kill us. Yes, I say us […]

Let’s Storm Area 51 And See What Happens

I’m normally against any of the Facebook petition or sign up things. But every once in a while a cause comes up where you need to set aside your prejudices and stand up for something. And lemme tell ya, storming Area 51 like it’s the beaches of Normandy is a pretty damn good reason! You, […]

Aliens Are Invading Kansas City

Aliens are here. Per my last blog, you know that our stupid dumb dumb President doesn’t believe in them, but guess what sir, THEY’RE HERE! They probably hear that Trump didn’t believe and they’re like “Oh yeah bitch? Watch this.” And so it begins. This is WILD that the Kansas National Weather Service actually tweeted […]

Wait A Minute, Trump Doesn’t Believe In UFO’s?

I knew something was up with this guy. I just knew it. No one can be perfect. I mean sure, is he a tad racist/sexist/any other ‘ist’ out there? Maybe. But that’s fine you know why, almost every single American has a tad bit of racism, sexism, etc. in them. You know it. I know […]

Area 51 Is Active, Aliens Exist, And We’re All Gonna Die Soon

Not sure why this video isn’t getting more headlines than it is, but uh, Area 51 is back in business baby! (not that it ever went out of business, regardless what the Government told us) I mean I’m not sure what other proof you people need. And there’s no way these guys who shot this […]

Florida Is Taking Aliens Seriously

Flood insurance. Car insurance. Life insurance. And now Alien insurance. It’s about god damn time, I say. The St. Lawrence Agency based out of Altamonte Springs in Florida has decided to take things seriously and is now offering people insurance for getting abducted by aliens. I gotta give it to Florida for stepping up here. […]

The Aliens Are Back

I’m assuming you’ve seen the video going around of an alien ship plummeting through the skies in Los Angeles last night, but in case you didn’t, here is the video: Ladies and gentlemen, that is a god damn UFO. Don’t let the government feed you any of their lies. Wanna know how they tried to […]