Avengers: Endgame – Fat Thor Was A Perfect Depiction Of Real Life Depression

With the anniversary of the RIGHTFUL highest grossing movie of all time, Avengers: Endgame, passing last month, it reminded me just how awesome that movie was. Not that I needed a reminder, but still, it was cool to watch all the clips and GIF’s. it’s been 2 years since i saw avengers: endgame for the […]

Lebron James Is Upset About A Rule That Lebron James Was In Favor Of

When the Book of Bron is done being written, it’ll no doubt be littered with career records, milestones and personal achievements. But when that ink dries, there’ll also be a healthy chapter outlining all the reasons Queen King James came off as unlikeable at almost every turn during his HOF career. This will be another […]

The Mac Jones Era Has Begun

RETURN OF THE MAC! RETURN OF THE FUCKING MAC! LETS GOOOOO BABY!!!! I am elated. I am overjoyed. I am jubilant. I am straight up giddy right now. And you should be too, Patriots fan reading this. Mac Jones is a New England Patriot and the Dynasty is BACK ON BABAAAY! "With the 15th pick […]

Tonight Is The Night..It’s Draft Day Baby

Sound the alarms! Fire the cannons! Strap ‘em down! Hide your kids, hide your wife! The NFL Draft is upon us! As a Patriots fan, our blood is normally too rich to care about trivial things such as this silly draft nonsense, but now that our God has abandoned us, we’re forced to live and […]

Aaron Boone Is A Victim Of Bullying

The Yankees suck. Like, they are actually really bad. This isn’t just a Red Sox fan drunkenly talking shit. The New York Yankees statistically, metaphorically, spiritually, emotionally, whatever other “-lly”, suuuuuuuck. But when a team like the Yankees, a respected franchise, find themselves down in the dumps, they should respond with the intestinal fortitude to […]

Goodell Wants To Hug You, And Now He Can

It was the question on everyone’s mind: Will Roger Goodell be able to hug the draftees this year? And we finally have an answer. Yes. Yes. A hundred times YES! Someone has to be there to usher these kids into their new lives and if it wasn’t going to be this buffoon with a giant […]

Patriots Mythbusting – Part 3: “Belichick Can’t Draft Pro Bowlers Anymore!”…And Your Point?

I’ve noticed an alarming phenomenon amongst Patriots fans the last couple years: claiming that Bill Belichick can’t draft. I’ve already written, not one, but two blogs swiss cheesing the hell out of that notion, but now it seems like those same nincompoops have backed off that argument and formed another. This blog isn’t necessarily about […]

Patriots Mythbusting – Part 2: Belichick Has Sucked At Drafting The Last 5 Years

I recently wrote a blog putting every Bill Belichick draft pick into a “hit” or “miss” category. I got sick of this “Belichick sucks at drafting!” bullshit so, putting on my Draft Pick Sorting Hat, I went to work. And the conclusion I came to was that, while GM Bill isn’t quite Gryffindor level at […]

Patriots Mythbusting: Belichick Can’t Draft

There’s a lot of myths that surround our evil team in the north, the New England Patriots. They have recording devices in opponents locker rooms. They mess with opposing coaches headsets. They illegally let air out of balls. They filmed opposing sidelines when filming opposing sidelines was not allowed. Or, my favorite, they use the […]

Has The SnyderVerse Universe Gotten Out Of Hand?

Let me start this off by saying I backed #ReleaseTheSnyderCut. It took a while for me to get there because the fans behind the movement make it difficult to be on their side sometimes, but better late than never. With each preview and clip and behind the scenes picture, my excitement grew. Then I dove […]