The Savior Is Back: Tim Tebow Swindles His Way Back Into The NFL

Jaguars are planning to sign Tim Tebow to a one-year deal, per @RapSheet, @TomPelissero He’s going to play TE. pic.twitter.com/0WPsQibeOI — Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) May 10, 2021 Tim Tebow looks to be on his way back into the NFL. No need to spit out your water, what I speak is true. The man who hasn’t stepped […]

Kid vs Trash Barrel: A Beatdown For The History Books

pic.twitter.com/xtwe45dU00 — Memepedia (@pedia) May 10, 2021 Domination. That kid just got absolutely shit whipped by that trash can. This was the Wild Card team that just slipped into the playoffs going up against the #1 seed and getting demolished. This was the 07 Patriots offense against the 0-16 Lions. This was shades of Brock […]

Spider-Man/MCU Easter Eggs In The Venom: Let There Be Carnage Trailer!?

Venom: Let There Be Carnage is going to be released in theaters in four months. FOUR MONTHS away and we just got the first actual trailer for the thing. How does this happen? Especially when the movie was originally supposed to come out LAST OCTOBER? You’re telling me you didn’t have a trailer ready to […]

It’s Official: I Have Moved On From Tom Brady

This is the chronicalization of a break up between a player and a loyal fan and what led to this outcome. Acceptance is an important part of life, and I’ve reached that point. I can only hope that you all will too. As many of you know, I’m a pretty big Patriots fan. Bill Belichick […]

Avengers: Endgame – Fat Thor Was A Perfect Depiction Of Real Life Depression

With the anniversary of the RIGHTFUL highest grossing movie of all time, Avengers: Endgame, passing last month, it reminded me just how awesome that movie was. Not that I needed a reminder, but still, it was cool to watch all the clips and GIF’s. it’s been 2 years since i saw avengers: endgame for the […]

Lebron James Is Upset About A Rule That Lebron James Was In Favor Of

When the Book of Bron is done being written, it’ll no doubt be littered with career records, milestones and personal achievements. But when that ink dries, there’ll also be a healthy chapter outlining all the reasons Queen King James came off as unlikeable at almost every turn during his HOF career. This will be another […]

The Mac Jones Era Has Begun

RETURN OF THE MAC! RETURN OF THE FUCKING MAC! LETS GOOOOO BABY!!!! I am elated. I am overjoyed. I am jubilant. I am straight up giddy right now. And you should be too, Patriots fan reading this. Mac Jones is a New England Patriot and the Dynasty is BACK ON BABAAAY! "With the 15th pick […]

Tonight Is The Night..It’s Draft Day Baby

Sound the alarms! Fire the cannons! Strap ‘em down! Hide your kids, hide your wife! The NFL Draft is upon us! As a Patriots fan, our blood is normally too rich to care about trivial things such as this silly draft nonsense, but now that our God has abandoned us, we’re forced to live and […]

Aaron Boone Is A Victim Of Bullying

The Yankees suck. Like, they are actually really bad. This isn’t just a Red Sox fan drunkenly talking shit. The New York Yankees statistically, metaphorically, spiritually, emotionally, whatever other “-lly”, suuuuuuuck. But when a team like the Yankees, a respected franchise, find themselves down in the dumps, they should respond with the intestinal fortitude to […]

Goodell Wants To Hug You, And Now He Can

It was the question on everyone’s mind: Will Roger Goodell be able to hug the draftees this year? And we finally have an answer. Yes. Yes. A hundred times YES! Someone has to be there to usher these kids into their new lives and if it wasn’t going to be this buffoon with a giant […]