Florida Sucks: #FloridaMorons Edition

What does a state have to do before it get’s completely exiled from a Nation? Like, how many screw ups and just dumb decisions does it take before the rest of the country decides to cut their losses and move onto banishment? Because one has to assume that Florida is rapidly approaching that point. I […]

Florida Man: Coronavirus Edition

The Coronavirus (or COVID-19 if you want to pretend to be smart and go formal with it) has swept over the world like nothing we’ve seen in recent memory. This global pandemic has forced everyone to hold their family close keep a safe 6-foot distance in between our loved ones as we all ride this […]

Goodbye, Tom

Tom Brady is no longer a New England Patriot. Read those words. Let them sit with you. Let ’em eat you alive inside. Let them bury into the dark crevices of your soul that no one else get’s to see. Let it tear you apart molecule by molecule like you just got Thanos snapped out […]

THE BATMAN IS HERE!

I mean, blurry and shrouded in darkness up until the end, but still, THE BATMAN IS HERE! Matt Reeves has shown the first look at the Batsuit in ‘THE BATMAN’. (Source: @mattreevesLA) pic.twitter.com/tDCLrYTKOt — DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) February 13, 2020 When Robert Pattinson was being reported to play the Caped Cursader, many (yours truly) was uh, […]

Public Service Announcement To Chiefs Fans

The Kansas City Chiefs are Super Bowl Champions. I feel like that’s something that needed to be said because if you’ve been listening to Chiefs fans online recently, all they’ve been doing is comparing their signal caller to the incomparable. Yes, Chiefs Kingdom has had Tom Brady’s name in their mouth as often as Andy […]

Should We Be Mad At The Houston Astros?

The Houston Astros are now to the Red Sox what the New Orleans Saints are to the Patriots. Brothers in arms. United we stand. Fuck the man! In case you’ve been living under a rock, let me inform you: The Astros are no good, dirty rotten scoundrels who cheated their way to being so God […]

Village Idiot Wrong Again

With a name like Nick Wright, you’d think he’d have more correct takes but once again, Nick proves his last name wrong. "The Chiefs are the best team in the AFC. The Chiefs aren’t going to lose again until next year." — @getnickwright pic.twitter.com/o4E8zhg2Yq — First Things First (@FTFonFS1) November 7, 2019 Just a blasphemous […]