Florida Is Undefeated Part IV: Deadly Amoeba’s

Florida is officially doing it’s part to make sure that 2020 is the end of the world. American’s Armpit has officially become our countries hot spot for Coronavirus cases and now they’ve gone and topped themselves once again. Brain-eating deadly amoebas. Deadly brain-eating amoeba confirmed in Florida https://t.co/7fXCvtDrXb — The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) July 5, […]

The Newton/Patriots LoveFest Begins!

With each passing day my anticipation for Cameron Newton to be wearing #1 in a Patriots jersey grows tenfold. You know what accelerates that feeling? When the team and Cam go back and forth on social media. It’s a bukkake of love between the Pats and Newton the past few days and I, for one, […]

Antonio Brown Is A Tease

I unfollowed Antonio Brown right around the time where the he live streamed the police at his house with his baby mama while he was cursing them out in front of his kids and his entire neighborhood. At that point I made a conscious decision to be done with this assclown of a human. I […]

Cam Newton Is Ready To GO

There’s a tradition in New England which originated with Tom Brady years ago. No it’s not consistently demoralizing the rest of the NFL by being the most successful quarterback who’s ever graced the football field, although that is a great tradition nonetheless. The tradition I speak of is hype videos. Edelman has been getting in […]

The Bubonic Plague Is Back…So What?

You know in baseball when there’s a big benches clearing brawl and both teams are going at it? And then the bullpens come running in and by the time they get there they just kind of float around and try to be a part of it? That’s what the Bubonic Plague is doing right now. […]

16 Year Ago Derek Jeter Made The Most Overrated Play In Baseball History

So let’s talk about it. Derek Jeter is wildly overrated. Both on the field and off the field. For a good portion of his career, he wasn’t even the best short stop on his own team, cough cough A-Rod cough cough. Mr. November did have some big hits and defensive plays, that’s not debatable, but […]

Cam Newton Is A Patriot

I gave myself 24 hours to marinate on this before writing anything. I’m ready. I’ve disliked and criticized Cam Newton for as long as he’s been in the NFL. Has it always been warranted? Maybe not. But I’m a fan, not some stuck up ESPN putz who has to compliment everyone and criticize no one. […]

The End Is Officially Here

“Then from the smoke came locusts on the earth, and they were given power like the power of scorpions of the earth. They were told not to harm the grass of the earth or any green plant or any tree, but only those people who do not have the seal of God on their foreheads. […]

More Aliens.

Here’s your daily dose of unsurprising news: aliens got caught watching us, again. Um what?!? This video is from a friend in Miami Can anyone explain? pic.twitter.com/VmHXheCc61 — Rogan O’Handley 🇺🇸 (@DC_Draino) June 24, 2020 I love how, in every one of these videos, there’s a caption of “WHAT IS THIS!? SOMEONE EXPLAIN!” or the […]

Do Not Ever Ask Anyone These Questions…Ever

I feel like at this point as a society we have evolved past the point of pleasantries. No one cares. Just get right into the conversation, you know? I do the whole “Hey, how are you, good morning, blah blah blah” nonsense too, but I don’t really care what you say. I’m just trying to […]