It’s 2021 And We’re Still Talking About Spygate

Unlike almost every other writer or reporter who has taken to their respective media outlets today to eviscerate Seth WickerSHAM and his pointless “Spygate: Political Conspiracy” article, I am not surprised one bit that we are still talking about an almost two decade old scandal. What do you expect? The New England Patriots run, not […]

Julio Jones To The Patriots Seems More And More Likely

Ah yes, we’ve hit that time of year where one of my favorite time honored traditions in New England comes back around. We’ve seen it with Megatron, Fitz, Antonio Brown (unfortunately that came true), Josh Gordon and everyone in between. There is quite literally no escaping it if you’re a talented NFL receiver. It’s tbe […]

Alex Ovechkin Needs To Sit In The Corner And Feel Shame

I’m not going to sit here and tell you I know everything about hockey. I do not. I know the rules, I know the players and I know enough to understand what storylines are coming into whatever series I watch. Am I an expert? Not at all. I know what I need to know in […]

The NBA Needs Lebron James To Miss The Playoffs

Lebron James gots to go. You know it. I know it. It’s time we all admit it. Like the old, crispy leaves that form on New England trees, Lebrons old, crispy ass needs to fall and let new seeds bud. If Lebron is the old dog, it’s time to find the shed. Lebron’s watch has […]

Manchild Dave Batista Is Fed Up With Marvel And Done With Drax

Dave Batista got handed the role of a lifetime as Drax in Guardians of the Galaxy. Even 6+ years ago when he was cast, actors and actresses were chomping at the bit to get brought into the money making machine that is the Marvel Cinematic Universe. And to his credit, he’s done a real good […]

The Grudge Match Of The Century Has A Date

October 3, 2021. Get used to seeing that date over and over again. In school textbooks, in sports history books and all over your television screens. Week 4 of this upcoming NFL season is the week that vendettas get settled. It’s Lebron vs Jordan. Ali vs Tyson. Darkseid vs Thanos. Sting vs Undertaker. It’s the […]

The Savior Is Back: Tim Tebow Swindles His Way Back Into The NFL

Jaguars are planning to sign Tim Tebow to a one-year deal, per @RapSheet, @TomPelissero He’s going to play TE. pic.twitter.com/0WPsQibeOI — Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) May 10, 2021 Tim Tebow looks to be on his way back into the NFL. No need to spit out your water, what I speak is true. The man who hasn’t stepped […]

Kid vs Trash Barrel: A Beatdown For The History Books

pic.twitter.com/xtwe45dU00 — Memepedia (@pedia) May 10, 2021 Domination. That kid just got absolutely shit whipped by that trash can. This was the Wild Card team that just slipped into the playoffs going up against the #1 seed and getting demolished. This was the 07 Patriots offense against the 0-16 Lions. This was shades of Brock […]

Spider-Man/MCU Easter Eggs In The Venom: Let There Be Carnage Trailer!?

Venom: Let There Be Carnage is going to be released in theaters in four months. FOUR MONTHS away and we just got the first actual trailer for the thing. How does this happen? Especially when the movie was originally supposed to come out LAST OCTOBER? You’re telling me you didn’t have a trailer ready to […]

It’s Official: I Have Moved On From Tom Brady

This is the chronicalization of a break up between a player and a loyal fan and what led to this outcome. Acceptance is an important part of life, and I’ve reached that point. I can only hope that you all will too. As many of you know, I’m a pretty big Patriots fan. Bill Belichick […]