I’ve noticed an alarming phenomenon amongst Patriots fans the last couple years: claiming that Bill Belichick can’t draft. I’ve already written, not one, but two blogs swiss cheesing the hell out of that notion, but now it seems like those same nincompoops have backed off that argument and formed another. This blog isn’t necessarily about […]Read More Patriots Mythbusting – Part 3: “Belichick Can’t Draft Pro Bowlers Anymore!”…And Your Point?
I recently wrote a blog putting every Bill Belichick draft pick into a “hit” or “miss” category. I got sick of this “Belichick sucks at drafting!” bullshit so, putting on my Draft Pick Sorting Hat, I went to work. And the conclusion I came to was that, while GM Bill isn’t quite Gryffindor level at […]Read More Patriots Mythbusting – Part 2: Belichick Has Sucked At Drafting The Last 5 Years
There’s a lot of myths that surround our evil team in the north, the New England Patriots. They have recording devices in opponents locker rooms. They mess with opposing coaches headsets. They illegally let air out of balls. They filmed opposing sidelines when filming opposing sidelines was not allowed. Or, my favorite, they use the […]Read More Patriots Mythbusting: Belichick Can’t Draft
Let me start this off by saying I backed #ReleaseTheSnyderCut. It took a while for me to get there because the fans behind the movement make it difficult to be on their side sometimes, but better late than never. With each preview and clip and behind the scenes picture, my excitement grew. Then I dove […]Read More Has The SnyderVerse Universe Gotten Out Of Hand?
I don’t know how many times I have to say this for us as a fanbase to finally get it through our thick green skulls, but: The Boston Celtics are not a good basketball team. Both by the eye test and actual definition. They are less than average. And that’s putting it nicely. And again, […]Read More Surprise, Surprise, The Celtics STILL Aren’t A Good Team
Pepsi and Peeps Have Joined Forces to Create Marshmallow Soda https://t.co/lGDbKS4vEJ — People (@people) March 25, 2021 I need to speak to who’s in charge over at Pepsi Co. because this is…abomination, is an insult to to not only soda, but to human beings everywhere Pepsi is sold. I am disgusted. I had to check […]Read More Let’s Ruin A Perfect Food: Part 2 – Peeps Pepsi
Police: Florida mom shows up to daughter's school wearing boxing glove, fights child, gets arrested https://t.co/VFFH9DjInm — Kristie Gonzales KVUE (@GonzalesKristie) March 24, 2021 Fight Night in Jacksonville! The “Florida” in that headline was kind of unnecessary though, no? If I came up to you and said “Hey friend you’ll never guess what just happened! […]Read More Florida Mom Beats Up Middle Schooler With Super Glued Boxing Glove
Out of the almost infinite different types of porn out there, Patriots Porn is far and away my favorite. This team gets me going like no other and this offseason has been like watching football erotica unfold before my very eyes. I don’t know what to do with myself. Do I cry, laugh, take a […]Read More Belichick’s Offseason Is A Patriots Fans Wet Dream…And The NFL’s Nightmare
If I’m being honest, up until today, I never gave a shit about Bill Gates. He was always just some dweeb-looking, wicked rich dude who invented Microsoft. Never thought about him for more than maybe one second every year. He wasn’t even a real person to me. He was just a name who I’d see […]Read More Bill Gates Wants To Block Out The Sun
A lot of people may not know this about me, but I’m a BIG volcano guy. They’re so freaking cool. The fact that the Earth just…explodes from time to time out of a giant, fiery pimple in the ground is fascinating. Not to mention that if one of these MEGA volcanoes decides to blow up, […]Read More Volcanoes Are Just So Damn Cool