Miami Unleashes It’s Elite Task Force

When you think of “elite of the elite” police officers, what comes to mind? Probably this, right? Well, it looks Miami has had enough of people protesting police brutality and they are sending out the big guns to handle crowd control and making sure nothing get’s out of hand. Oh, they don’t look like that […]

Black. Lives. Matter.

I’ve been sitting here with my computer open for a few hours. I’ve typed words, I’ve deleted them, I’ve sat here and thought if I should even write anything. What do I even have to say? Where would I start? What the fuck do I know about what’s going on right now? And the truth […]

2020: Rise of the Planet of the Apes

I’m done with 2020. And I know all of you are as well. Threats of another World War. Volcanoes erupting. A Pandemic. The Government admitting the existence of aliens (HOW IS THAT NOT A BIGGER STORY!?). Parallel Universes. And now this: Coronavirus: Monkeys 'escape with COVID-19 samples' after attacking lab assistant https://t.co/neUMb0nuhy — SkyNews (@SkyNews) […]

Aaron Rodgers Has Been A Better Playoff QB Than Brady…..wait what?

What’s the saying? “Stats are for losers”? So insightful. Who said that again? Must’ve been someone pretty successful…. Anyway, here’s a prime example of how stats may show you one thing, but in reality, don’t mean much. Aaron Rodgers: highest-graded playoff QB over the past decade pic.twitter.com/jGwUvBGBJX — PFF (@PFF) May 27, 2020 […]

Bolivian’s Are Trying To Create Spiderman

It’s everyone’s dream to be a superhero when they grow up right? Don’t give me the “firefighter, policeman or athlete” nonsense. When you’re a kid, you want to grow up to have superpowers. I still vividly remember one day sitting on the toilet (everybody poops) when I lived up in NH and looking down at […]

Florida Man Is Undefeated Part 3: I Paint Houses

Florida has officially opened (whatever that actually means) and it’s obvious that Florida Man has been stirring for far too long and he’s ready to attack anyone, anywhere for any reason. Even for paint at Home Depot. First and foremost, I have to ask, what the hell Jerry!? As if I needed another […]

Gatorade Debate: The Nipple Reigns Supreme

So this little Gatorade Ranking swung by my Twitter feed today and I gotta say, everyone is really battling for second place here, right? Top 3 ways to drink Gatorade – go! 🤔 pic.twitter.com/kLnt3yYXsM — Gatorade (@Gatorade) May 18, 2020 It does not matter what decade you grew up in. Nor does not matter what […]