Cam Newton Will Be A Great Patriot

Cam Newton spoke to the local media for the first time since his rather shocking addition to the New England Patriots today. And boy oh boy was there a lot to like if you’re a Pats fan. First and foremost, we gotta start with the outfit. We didn’t even get a full glimpse of what […]

Florida Man Needs His Whopper

No one likes lines. This is a fact. Waiting in a line, for anything, may be the worst thing a person can experience. Not only because of the inconvenience of having your day delayed because of other humans, but just the sheer number of times throughout the day that we have to deal with these […]

Patriots Need To Sign Delanie Walker

The New England Patriots have made a very wealthy living off of signing aging veterans towards the end of their career, rejuvenating them and squeezing every last drops of production out of them. And it looks like they have their eyes on a nice, ripe piece of fruit ready to be picked off the Veteran […]

Wife Films Husband Screwing Multiple Chickens

Everybody has their kinks. Asphyxiation. Latex. Cucks. Those things you put in your butt that make it look like you have an animal tail. To each their own, you know? But I feel like there’s definitely a line out there and Rehan Baig just found it. Husband admits having sex with chickens three times while […]

End The MLB Season

What’s wrong with baseball? I ask that genuinely as a very big baseball fan and with the utmost concern. Why can’t this sport just…figure it out? The times are going and the MLB just can’t quite keep up with it. I mean, this is a sport that, in a time where posting clips of sports […]

Joe Kelly Is A Legend

Baseball Twitter has been set ablaze by former Red Sox great/legend/Yankee Killer Joe Kelly. For what, you ask? For providing some good old fashion self-policing of this great game we call baseball. Whoopsie. Shouldn’t of had that popcorn! pic.twitter.com/DFRKvlMDxR — Eric Hubbs (@BarstoolHubbs) July 29, 2020 Juuuuust a tad inside. But hey, Kelly himself admitted […]

Tom Brady And Gronk Are Insufferable

Oh wait, I’m sorry, or should I say Thomas and Robert are insufferable.. Indeed it is, Robert… https://t.co/cYcS1klSgP — Tom Brady (@TomBrady) July 28, 2020 Indeed indeed Thomas! https://t.co/0uajAp1qeK — Rob Gronkowski (@RobGronkowski) July 28, 2020 I think I’m in the middle of an epiphany right now, but…is this how you’ve all felt about Brady […]

Multiple Patriots Players Opt Out Of Season

We were on some shaky ground for a while there, but it finally seems like the NFL is officially going to have a season this year. And while Patriots fans have been nervously counting down the days to kick off, it’s easy to forget why there was hesitancy with having a season to begin with. […]

We Have Aliens Vehicles Now

2020 is slowly becoming the “year that the United States Government admitted the existence of extraterrestrial life and no one gave a shit”. Exhibit 51: Pentagon's UFO unit is going to publicly release some findings after ex-official says 'off-world vehicles' found 👽 (via @nytimes) pic.twitter.com/IzQ7ACo2RX — Culture Crave 🎥 (@CultureCrave) July 24, 2020 Former Pentagon […]

Superman Meets His Sidekick

Hype videos have always played well up in New England. Whether it’s one made by the team or made by a certain GOAT quarterback who took his talents to Tompa Bay (holy shit does that nickname suck), hype videos always get New England’s collective heart racing about an upcoming season. And with the world in […]