DinoDongs

Dinosaurs are such a mystery. We like to think we know a lot about them, and what would happen if we replicated them and let them run wild on humanity, but we really don’t know shit about our giant ancestors. I mean, a couple years ago I saw something that said they all might have […]

Belichick’s Girlfriend Takes Shot At Brady

Behind every great man is a badass woman who’s ready to go to war at the drop of a hat. And that’s what Bill Belichick has in Linda Holliday. A fierce lioness who will chomp your damn head off at any minute. Ride. Or. DIE! “Oh you’re going to take some subtle shot at my […]

Divisional Round Preview

The Divisional Round in the playoffs has always bored me for some reason. Maybe it’s because there doesn’t seem to be as many upsets as Wildcard Weekend or possibly because whenever the Patriots would play, it’d essentially be a warm up game for the AFC Championship. Who knows. But the second round is upon us […]

BREAKING: Captain America Is (Almost) BACK!

Just when I think I’m out…they pull me back in! CHRIS EVANS IS COMING BACK TO THE MCU AS CAPTAIN AMERICA! https://t.co/O9uR0Xdrf8 pic.twitter.com/rYcKmWm859 — BrandaVision (@BrandonDavisBD) January 14, 2021 I’m sure that’s what was going through Chris Evans’ mind when Marvel called him and pitched whatever idea they have for him to make his way […]

The Bathroom Chronicles: Vol. 1

The bathroom is always an adventure for me. It’s very rarely just a “walk in, take it out, do your thing and leave” situation. I’d say 50% of times I use the bathroom, it generally turns into some weird ordeal. I’ll let you marinate on what an “ordeal” could mean when it comes to me […]

I Was A Victim Of The Worst Kind Of Road Rage Today

I think road rage is something that links the world together. It unites us as a human race. Black, white and anything in between, everyone can relate. Every single right minded person on this planet has been bopping along to some fire Jonas Brothers one minute to turning into an absolute maniac shouting things that […]

BREAKING: Bill Belichick Declines Medal of Freedom

I forget who reported it first, but it came out a few days ago that President Trump was going to be presenting Bill Belichick with the Congressional Medal of Freedom. Now listen, I always keep it real with you guys here, I had ZERO clue what the hell that was. So I googled it and..umm..I’m […]

BREAKING: Deadpool Will Stay Rated R

Kevin Feige CONFIRMS that ‘Deadpool 3’ will be rated R & is currently in development with Ryan Reynolds overseeing the script! (via @Collider) It’s impossible to make a PG-13 Deadpool film, & – with its established box office success – if it ain’t broke don’t fix it. Great news! pic.twitter.com/2PoCkUrPdQ — DR Movie News 📽 […]

JuJu The Clown

JuJu Smith-Schuster is a clown. Let’s just get that out of the way. I know fans and media members come down way too hard on players who try to show any sort of personality or anything like that, but this is different. Bulletin board material is a real thing and it’s very clear JuJu gave […]

Wildcard Weekend Preview

Playoff football is awesome. It’s not quite as good as playoff hockey, but nothing is really, so there’s nothing wrong with second place. Wildcard Weekend, next to Super Bowl Weekend, is the best 2 days in the NFL. Why? You have the possibility of upset after upset after upset. Teams that shouldn’t be there are […]