How many times does one have to beat something for it to be considered overkill? How do we know when the horse has become to dead that the beating must cease? I think I have an answer. When it’s the year 2020, almost 2021 in fact, and we are still seeing articles posted about how […]Read More Why Are We Still Talking About Jimmy G?
They’re not. I should honestly end the blog there. Instead of going through and trying to defend my team against all you fairweather, media nonsense gargling “fans” that hear buzzwords like “separation” or “deep threat” and think the sky is falling with this team, I could just sit back and watch the fire burn around […]Read More How Screwed Are The Patriots?
I am all for the underdog, “everyone vs us” attitude. I mean shit, the Patriots have been rolling with that mantra for the better part of the last decade for crying out loud. But one thing I do not like, is the forced underdog, “everyone vs us” attitude. Case in point: The Tennessee Titans. Well […]Read More The Titans Are Idiots
How many no look passes does it take to get to 5-0? Well the Chiefs and Patrick “I’m A God” Mahomes may never know. The Oakland Las Vegas (blah) Raiders finally overcame their boogeyman and beat the Chiefs today 40-32. Yes, this “much improved” Chiefs defense gave up 40 points to the Raiders. You are […]Read More The Chiefs Are Mortal
I love sausages. As a kid growing up, I was not a fan though. For some reason I thought they were going to be spicy because I must have had a spicy one at some point in my life and I swore off them for good. I used to (still do) turn into a little […]Read More Boy Needs Hypnosis To Stop Eating Sausages
Listen, I’m not breaking new ground here. We all know how terrible airports are. If you’ve had the displeasure of traveling via aircraft, you likely saw this headline and wholeheartedly agreed. Airports do indeed, suck. Well actually, not so much the airport itself, but the critters that go to them and have no idea how […]Read More Airports Suck
You heard it here first folks. When the confetti is raining down at the end of this weird season and Bill Belichick is hoisting yet another Lombardi over his head while Cam is in the background wearing an actual Superman cape, I want you to look back on this blog right here. Because I have […]Read More The Patriots Will Win The Super Bowl
In a world where everything is tainted or ruined by some immature asshat who feels the needs to be a contrarian just for contrarians sake, Twitter is THE breading ground for these vile, disgusting human beings. A disease ridden, cesspool of people who will happily attack any and every person they want. I hate the […]Read More Chadwick Boseman’s Final Tweet Is The Most Liked Tweet Of All Time
While the world is literally crumbling before our very eyes, the great state of Florida has decided to take a stand on the real matter at hand. Mosquitoes. Insect-combatting tech company Oxitec has created a male mosquito modified so that all of its offspring die before hatching. A plan to release more than 750 million […]Read More Florida Is Getting Super Mosquitoes
We just missed it friends. We almost got put out of our misery. But it was just another pesky, bitchass little asteroid pretending to be a threat but ended up losing another game of will they-won’t they. Honestly, we have to have the difficult talk about how asteroids really aren’t as big and bad as […]Read More Another Asteroid Plays Chicken With Earth AGAIN