Honestly, this article was a whole lotta nothing, but the headline caught my attention and it’s aliens so you know your boy had to give it a click. But it’s just the same old shit we always get. So called experts and self-proclaimed smart people claiming they “aren’t sure if we’ve had contact” and if we did we should “be careful” because it “could end life on Earth”.
And to that I say, don’t tempt me with a good time!
“Chances are, we should all be grateful that we don’t yet have any evidence of contact with alien civilizations,” Buchanan writes.
Attempting to communicate with extraterrestrials, if they do exist, could be extremely dangerous for us.”
Buchanan then warned that beings from other plans are likely to be more advanced than humans – making them an even greater threat.”
Blah. Blah. Fucking blah. “No evidence”. Typical Earthling bullshit. You fear what you don’t understand so you ostracize it and try to make them out to be the enemy. But you can’t just build a wall to keep them out this time buddy! (That was in no way political. It was just a pop culture type joke. I don’t care about politics. Especially with the aliens coming and all…)
Quick sidenote: you ever wonder why the politically tied people, religious freaks or scientists refuse to acknowledge the existence of extraterrestrial life? It would shatter their fragile little worlds. Politics would be obsolete. Religion would have no power. Science would be changed forever. Their tiny little brains can’t comprehend what would happen so they rebel against it and call US the dumb ones. HA!
Why are the aliens automatically the bad guys by the way? Because they may be smarter or more advanced than our pitiful little species? I got news for you guys: we are in DESPERATE need of a more intelligent being to come and mess in our sandbox. Whether they think we are worth saving or simply past the point of no return is irrelevant. We are an overall bad race of beings and we are far past our time to be judged for it. If they want to help us rebuild and better our race, great! If they think we all need to be obliterated by their fancy, cool alien laser guns? I’m fine with that too! Only keep the few of us who you think are worth saving! I’ve grown tired of Earth anyway.
The one part that made me chuckle was right at the beginning though:
“Their fears come after it was revealed NASA is now actively investigating UFOs and as a bombshell US intelligence report is poised to NOT rule out the existence of alien life.”
Oh WOW, you guys really aren’t going to rule it out!? Gee willikers!
Why are these stuck up government officials still acting like we don’t all already know that, not only is there alien life out there, but that we’ve come in contact with it! WE SEE THROUGH YOUR LIES! You can’t just lie lie lie and expect us to sit there and nod our heads like dumb little puppy dogs! The rabbit has the gun now and we’re coming for your lying ass head! The shoe is indeed on the other alien-investigating foot pal! We CAN handle the truth bucko! (I’m not really sure all those cliche phrases make sense but it felt right in the moment)
But for real, would an alien invasion be that bad? Look at the last year and a half…I think this is what rock bottom looks and feels like. We are overdue for a little planet-wide course correct and if it takes little green men to do so, I’m fine with it. (I know they’re not little green men. If the “little green men” are reading this, please know I’m one of the good ones. I have an alien tattooed on my arm. I love you guys. Take me to your leader and I’ll help you rebuild…or destroy…as I said, I’m game for whatever!)
And in typical Earth person fashion, the article ends like this:
“Others however are more skeptical and sometimes even dismissive, claiming the bizarre videos may just be camera tricks, natural phenomena or even outright hoaxes.”
Again, how insecure and small minded are you that you can’t accept the fact that there is life outside of our stupid little rock we live on? Do you even understand how fucking BIG the universe is? No, you don’t. You can’t! Our minds are literally not advanced enough to even comprehend something like that. But sure, keep doubting it. When the aliens come, they’re taking you out first. Dumbass.