Kid vs Trash Barrel: A Beatdown For The History Books

Domination. That kid just got absolutely shit whipped by that trash can. This was the Wild Card team that just slipped into the playoffs going up against the #1 seed and getting demolished. This was the 07 Patriots offense against the 0-16 Lions. This was shades of Brock Lesnar against John Cena at Summerslam ‘14. Hell, this made last year’s Super Bowl look like a nail biter.

We all love an underdog story, but sometimes David just doesn’t beat Goliath. And our little boy David here had no chance against his Goliath, aka one of the heaviest, most awkward trash barrels around.

These things sucked to maneuver as a kid. Once you got off course, you were screwed. I don’t even remember when it happened, but I just remember all of the sudden everyone had these things. No more mismatched regular trash cans. We all, seemingly overnight, were given these mini dumpsters that were always filled too much which made it that much harder to steer. I’ve had my fair share of battles with these puppies, so I feel for this kid.

But at the end of the day, watching a child get absolutely manhandled by a trash barrel will never not be funny. I mean, look at this!

That’s a KO shot for anyone else, but our strong little guy carried on and proceeded to get obliterated. Heart of a lion here. Not sure how old he is, but the parents gotta think about a future career in MMA. He got hot flush numerous times and kept coming back. Just have to make sure he stays in his weight class because he was clearly at a disadvantage here.

Oh well. All I can say is hopefully he doesn’t underestimate his opponent next time. Or else someone may really get hurt out there.

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