Is Puking On Someone Legal In A Street Fight?

As a man who grew up in Londonderry, NH, I think I’m pretty qualified to speak on the do’s and don’ts of street fisticuffs. And I say puking IS a valid move. Albeit a disgusting one, but legal nonetheless.

But don’t get me wrong, if you throw up on someone in a fight, whatever happens to you after that is fair game. You’ve lost your right to be protected by the Laws of the Street. If you get straight up murked, murdered in cold blood, please believe that’s on YOU, not the one who took you out. Once the judge finds out you vomited on someone, I guarantee you that person will get let off. Sorry, that’s just the way the cookie crumbles.

Now that we got the rules out of the way, what the fuck is going on here? I know it’s been said, but this legitimately looks like puking is this ladies go to move when in a fight. The Hulk has his clap. Iron Man has his chest blast. Thor has his thunder. This villain has her puke.

And the way people reacted, you can kinda tell this isn’t the first time she’s pulled out her finisher in public. No one bats an eyes at first. Even the second time. They all just glance over real quick like, “Aw shit, here goes Mary…throwing up on people again. Told her not to have that 10th tequila shot.”

One thing I immediately noticed is ONE specific person here though. Sure, this is a very unique cast of characters, there’s one hoodlum that stood out to me above all else. This man:

Oh, hold on. Let me zoom in.

My man, just cut it off. That hair style is doing NOTHING for you. In fact, YOU should’ve been the one getting thrown up on for that monstrosity of a hairdo. Shame.

This has to be in Florida, right?

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