‘Cats’ Might Be The Scariest Movie Of The Year

Who would’ve thunk that on a day where the first trailer for IT Chapter 2 dropped, a movie adapted from a broadway show would take the cake for the creepiest trailer of the day.

That right there is nightmare fuel. That legitimately looks like a scary movie. And thanks to the guys at Lights, Camera, Barstool, we get to see what it looks like with the IT music attached.

That part at the end where Jason Derulos cat pops in just as Pennywise is saying hello is absolutely perfect.

I mean, I know that the play ‘Cats’ is supposed to be amazing, but there are some things that just shouldn’t be live action movies. And this is one of them.

Everything about this trailer is bizarre. And not in a good way. From the Sonic the Hedgehog-like CGI to the weird way these…humanoid cats slunk around. It’s all just so god damn creepy!

And as I was watching this, I couldn’t help but think of one very very disturbing fact: People with weird cat fetishes are gonna get their jolly’s off watching this thing..

I know, I know. Animal fetish porn isn’t a popular topic but that’s almost immediately where my mind went. But can you blame me?

Since its so new I can’t find any GIFs of them actually moving, but take my word for it, the sexuality is off the charts!

And I’m not sure why, but there’s just something that….I don’t know, just makes me uncomfortable about this one..

And sure, the cast looks phenomenal with Idris Elba, Judi Dench, Ian McKellen, Jennifer Hudson and more, but that doesn’t make up for the horror of what these actual people look like with their half CGI/half real prosthetic cat makeup.

And I know this may be jumping to conclusions a bit, but can Rebel Wilson only play roles where she’s the ‘bigger clumsy comedy relief’? Even as a feline she can’t get away from that typecasting. Just an observation.

This looks like a weird twist between Cat In The Hat, any live-action Disney movie and that one Pokemon porn. You remember the Pokemon porn, right? Featuring Dikachu?

I’m not sure who green lit this, but they need to be put in timeout. And no, I’m not talking about the porn, I’m talking about Cats.

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