Wait A Minute, Trump Doesn’t Believe In UFO’s?

I knew something was up with this guy. I just knew it. No one can be perfect. I mean sure, is he a tad racist/sexist/any other ‘ist’ out there? Maybe.

But that’s fine you know why, almost every single American has a tad bit of racism, sexism, etc. in them. You know it. I know it. So it is what it is. That’s why we all put up with it to some extent. Cause we know that one very simple, very true fact. No one is perfect.

But not believing in fucking aliens and UFO’s? You’re telling me one Donald freaking Trump doesn’t “particularly” believe in UFO’s?

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This is the same guy who thinks that Ted Cruz’ father was involved in the assassination of JFK, that vaccines really do cause autism and that climate change isn’t a thing. But aliens? Nah bro.

Our President doesn’t believe in aliens or UFO’s. We are doomed. I’m sure aliens have already caught wind of this and are planning an attack as we speak.

I guess the Pentagon briefed President Trump and a few other members of the Government on recent UFO sighting b the Navy. Trump basically dismissed the entire thing.

“Well I think my great, our great pilots would know,” he said. “Some of them really see things that are a little bit different than in the past. So we’re gonna see.”

Oh okay, so we’re just kinda doing a whole ‘eh sounds interesting but we’ll see. Whatever.’ Are you kidding me? By the time we figure this out it’s gonna be too late. Ever seen Independence Day?

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The Pentagon can’t even be trusted on this anyway. Their Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program is a joke. Look it up if you’re interested.

Anyway, I think we found the real reason why Trump beat Hillary Clinton in the Presidential Election now. Remember, Clinton pledged to declassify all documentation about Area 51 and any other alien activities our Government had been dabbling in:

“It may be the only way to unite us in this incredibly divided world of ours. If they’re out there, we better think of how all the differences among people on Earth would seem small if we felt threatened by a space invader,”

And look what happened? She lost to someone who has no interest whatsoever in revealing any extraterrestrial secrets that our country may have.

I haven’t really paid attention too much to the nonsensical shit that comes out of Trumps mouth since he’s been elected. But this? I’m officially out on President Donald Trump.

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