So Lil Dicky has been teasing this song for a while now on Twitter. He also went on the Ellen Show to talk about how massive it is and how many people he had on the track. I feel very hesitant in calling this a ‘song’ or ‘track’ though cause it’s hardly that. I gotta say, I’m very let down by this.
Yes, I understand that it’s a really good message and we all have to save the Earth and blah blah blah, Global Warming is killing us all slowly. Got it. But when I heard that Justin Bieber was gonna be on a track with LD, I immediately got hyped. This is gonna be a banger! Biebs doing a catchy ass chorus while Dicky lays down his classic fun, lyrical raps. Can’t wait! But what I got was something completely different. I honestly feel like I was bamboozled. Hoodwinked even! And I don’t use that term lightly.
Don’t give me some lame ass ‘song’ over an, admittedly, entertaining video and act like it’s this massive thing. It’s not. You really only talk about saving the world for like…a few bars. The rest is just trying to get as many celebrities as possible to say random shit about being an animal. What does that do!? We know we drink milk out of cows tits. I don’t need Zac Brown to tell me. And the big Bieber cameo is wasted on him telling me that baboons have big anus’. Which I don’t even think they do, do they? I know they have large butts but does that mean the anus is large too? Gotta fact check that one.
I know I may sound like an old fart just bitching to bitch, but I think I’m just so upset cause I was expecting something completely different. I wanted an actual song from Lil Dicky. It’s been far too long since we’ve had some good shit from him. Freaky Friday was an awesome tease that everyone loved, but I want more! The guy has real skill and talent that can span across fans who like lyrical rap all the way to the sheep who bump the bullshit mainstream ‘rap’ that’s out now.
Don’t get me wrong though, having Leo on this was awesome. I will eat up anything that Leo is in so that was the only bright spot for me here.
Tell me this, will you even remember this song exists a week from now? No you won’t. You’ll be talking about who died in Avengers: Endgame and this dumb ‘song’ will be the last thing on your mind. If Lil Dicky is actually planning on putting out an album soon this does nothing for that either. No hype or anything. I don’t know, I just expected more I suppose.
P.S. Katy Perry sucks. Her being a donkey, or an ass, is the perfect representation of what she is.