7 Rings is one of those songs. I didn’t wanna like it. I really didn’t. But yet everyday I find myself singing along to it whenever it comes on. Which is often considering this thing is everywhere. Ariana Grande is very good at making songs I hate at first but after about a week, I end up loving it. And 7 Rings is no different.
But I do have a tiny problem with this song though. And no, it’s not the part at the end when she basically raps and is actually really cringe-worthy for a second. No. I’m talking about a specific lyric:
“When you see them racks, they stacked up like my ass”
Listen, I would never body shame a woman. That’s not what this is at all. Women come in all different shapes and sizes and butts, and they’re all beautiful creatures. I’m just saying, you’re false advertising Ms. Grande…or should I say Ms. Pequena. She is a very attractive girl. That goes without saying. Although, if we’re being honest, I just can’t ever get past the fact that no matter what she does, she constantly looks like a 16 year old for some reason. I don’t know what it is! I can’t be the only one who thinks this either. Maybe it’s her facial features or just how petite she is. I don’t know. But anyway, back to the booty. See for yourself:
Dats a small booty. Don’t misunderstand me here, I’m not saying she doesn’t have a a butt. Clearly she does. But to say the lyrics “stacked up like my ass”, well, that’s just not true. The definition of a ‘stacked ass’ is a big ol behind. Like when you sit down, it doesn’t really look like you’re sitting down cause your bottom is so large that it props you up.
I have a bigger ass than you Ariana. The lyrics should be “when you see the racks, they stacked up like Mikes ass”. If you sing that along with the song it actually goes pefectly.
I’m not really sure if this was blog worthy or not, but this lyric has annoyed me for a while now. Every single time I hear the song I get so upset in my head. That’d be like me singing lyrics about having long hair. It’s just not true! I have hair, yes, but it’s not long. Just like she has an ass but it is most certainly not stacked up. I’m just being real here.