If you are one of these people that go to work everyday and the FIRST words out of your mouth are “Oh god I’m so tired” or something along those lines, please shut the fuck up.
Listen, I get it okay. Everyone thinks they work way too much for what they get paid. Everyone thinks that they’re job is the only one that takes advantage of its employees and yada yada yada. Guess what? No one fucking cares! Everyone is always tired. Its just the way the world is.
Now I know what you are thinking: “Okay whatever Mike, you don’t get it though!” Nope. I do. I work in car sales. Do you understand how unfair my hours are? My manager, at the drop of a hat, can text our work chat and tell everyone that they have to come in on their day off or work a Sunday that we are supposed to have off and guess what? We all have to sit there and do it! Its our job that we CHOSE to do. People forget that small tiny detail. You are choosing to do whatever job you are doing. If you do not like the hours you have to work, change it.
I understand that everyone is going to bitch and moan about certain aspects of their job, that is all fine and dandy. But please, for the love of god, stop bitching about being tired. No one ever gets enough sleep. We all get out of work later than we want, stay up later than we are supposed to and wake up earlier than we’d like. Suck it the fuck up. This is the way the world works.
Trust me, every single person comes to work at least 3 times a week thinking that they’re tired. Doesn’t mean you have to say it ten times before you even clock in! Do what I do, hop yourself up on one or two energy drinks a day, and man up. Or if you’re into coffee, plug yourself with an IV of that and then go about your business.
Don’t get me wrong, I have bitched about being tired before too. But its very few and far between when I do. I’m specifically talking about the people who show up to work every single damn day and the first words out of their mouths are that they’re tired. And whats worse is when you know that most of the time, its their own damn fault! Don’t come in here bitching about being tired when you are the one who stayed out til the ass crack of dawn sucking down tequila shots. You did this to yourself jackass, now deal with the consequences.
I know some people are going to read this and think it is directed at them. This blog is not directed at one person. Its directed at ALL OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! If you think it is directed at you, it probably is, ya dink.