Should We Be Mad At The Houston Astros?

The Houston Astros are now to the Red Sox what the New Orleans Saints are to the Patriots. Brothers in arms. United we stand. Fuck the man! In case you’ve been living under a rock, let me inform you: The Astros are no good, dirty rotten scoundrels who cheated their way to being so God […]

Village Idiot Wrong Again

With a name like Nick Wright, you’d think he’d have more correct takes but once again, Nick proves his last name wrong. "The Chiefs are the best team in the AFC. The Chiefs aren’t going to lose again until next year." — @getnickwright pic.twitter.com/o4E8zhg2Yq — First Things First (@FTFonFS1) November 7, 2019 Just a blasphemous […]

Lebron James: A Tragic Tale

I don’t enjoy writing these types of blogs. I try to keep it lighthearted and fun here. Sure, sometimes there’s a little bias thrown around, but overall I try to keep it humorous. This is different. Not since Sméagol of Lord of the Rings infamy has a vice taken a hold of someone so tight […]

Philly Doing Philly Things

RUMBLE IN PHILLY @thisleague pic.twitter.com/788GIRdP9R — Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) October 31, 2019 I’ve been saying this for a while now, and every year they give me more and more ammo. Philly: Trash City. Trash People. Didn’t Joel Embiid say he was done “talking trash” and that he’s a “changed man”? Joel Embiid ONE WEEK AGO […]

Kyrie Irving Already Acting Like An Asshat

Kyrie Irving’s "mood swings" are an "unspoken concern that makes Brooklyn officials queasy." Nets sources say an episode happened on their trip to China, leaving the team confused, per Jackie MacMullan pic.twitter.com/Yu0xd8JRNI — Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) October 29, 2019 Kyrie Irving is a cancer. He goes somewhere. He lays dormant for a bit. THEN he […]

The Celtics Created The Worst Jerseys I’ve Ever Seen

Celtics might never win a game ever again pic.twitter.com/YI5V1I9fdo — Mickstape (@MickstapeShow) October 28, 2019 Holy shit. Who’s responsible for this monstrosity? I’ve never in my life seen a jersey, in any sport, as hideous as this. How did this slip through the cracks? This was the best design the brain trust in Boston could […]

Anthony Davis Embarrasses Lebron James As Duo Shows Sign Of Dissension

Okay, maybe that title is a little strong, but you be the judge: AD telling LeBron his implants are falling out proves it really is his team now @MickstapeShow pic.twitter.com/sRVMsngNIT — Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) October 26, 2019 What a power move by AD asserting his dominance over the lesser, over the hill Lebron. “Hey old […]