The Patriots Will Win The Super Bowl

You heard it here first folks. When the confetti is raining down at the end of this weird season and Bill Belichick is hoisting yet another Lombardi over his head while Cam is in the background wearing an actual Superman cape, I want you to look back on this blog right here. Because I have […]

Chadwick Boseman’s Final Tweet Is The Most Liked Tweet Of All Time

In a world where everything is tainted or ruined by some immature asshat who feels the needs to be a contrarian just for contrarians sake, Twitter is THE breading ground for these vile, disgusting human beings. A disease ridden, cesspool of people who will happily attack any and every person they want. I hate the […]

Florida Is Getting Super Mosquitoes

While the world is literally crumbling before our very eyes, the great state of Florida has decided to take a stand on the real matter at hand. Mosquitoes. Insect-combatting tech company Oxitec has created a male mosquito modified so that all of its offspring die before hatching. A plan to release more than 750 million […]

Another Asteroid Plays Chicken With Earth AGAIN

We just missed it friends. We almost got put out of our misery. But it was just another pesky, bitchass little asteroid pretending to be a threat but ended up losing another game of will they-won’t they. Honestly, we have to have the difficult talk about how asteroids really aren’t as big and bad as […]

Did Tom Brady Just….

Cum? https://t.co/7NdE6jM1Sk pic.twitter.com/C69gQLNPhe — Tom Brady (@TomBrady) August 18, 2020 Tom Brady definitely just busted all up in his special little TB12 boxers, right? That GIF has never not meant that you just came looking at something because it was so awesome. What the hell man? Who sent that tweet? I have to know. Was […]

Cat Assaults Man While Walking His Dog

When the apocalypse finally happens and every species is put in front of whatever higher power there is for judgement, this video will be presented as a proof positive that cats are evil and don’t deserve to make it through the pearly gates. Fuck cats. Cats are evil. pic.twitter.com/s07YBv5urk — Mike Sullivan (@msully5433) August 17, […]

Dont’a Hightower Used Epic Super Bowl Comeback To Get His Wife Through Labor

As a husband, or just a father in general, it’s your job to do whatever you can to help your wife get through labor. Whether it’s letting her squeeze the ever living shit out of your hand or feeding her those little ice chips like feeding carrot’s to a horse, it’s your job to do […]

Big Belly Saves Life In China

There are dozens of irrational fears out there. While getting attacked by a great white shark in your pool very clearly tops that list, not far below that would be falling down a sewer grate. I know of people who will actively do whatever it takes to not step on these things. We’re talking bump […]

Patriots Sign Former Pro-Bowler Lamar Miller

The Patriots like to have depth at every position on the roster. Sometimes that works out, sometimes it doesn’t. Sometimes it’s needed, sometimes people get released because the room becomes too crowded. This move is no different. Former Texans’ RB Lamar Miller and the Patriots reached agreement on a one-year deal, pending a physical, per […]

Cam Newton Will Be A Great Patriot

Cam Newton spoke to the local media for the first time since his rather shocking addition to the New England Patriots today. And boy oh boy was there a lot to like if you’re a Pats fan. First and foremost, we gotta start with the outfit. We didn’t even get a full glimpse of what […]