Friday The 13th Battle: Michael Myers vs Jason. Who Ya Got?

Today is Friday the 13th so I’m sure all the crazies will use this as an excuse to act crazy and say it’s because of a full moon or something. But if we’re talking Friday the 13th crazies, the conversation starts and ends with Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees. Both had their debuts in the […]

Antonio Brown Posts Video In TB12 Building

I think there is a big myth that needs to be busted here when it comes to Antonio Brown. Not everything this man does on social media is bad. I know why he has that stigma right now, but it’s completely unfair to think that all this man does is stir up trouble on Instagram […]

Florida Woman Hires Two People To Have Her Parent’s Killed

Hold on, let me write what the actual headline should’ve been: “Florida Girl Uses Parents Debit Card To Pay Two Of Her Friends To Murder Her Parents….And Also Buys $100 Worth Of Cocaine” Right when you think Florida Man can’t be topped, along comes Florida Woman to up the ante. Just a bizarre story here. […]

We’ve Found Where The Aliens Are Landing: Texas.

Oh, just a lightning strike you say? That just happened to hit at the exact moment that 15 cows and 8 calves were all close enough to a fence to get hit? They’re not even trying with the cover ups anymore! What animals (other than humans) have aliens been PROVEN to test on? COWS! And […]

AB Is In And DT Is Out

In a relatively stunning turn of events, Demaryius Thomas has been traded to the (Damn) Jets for a 2021 6th rounder. If your DT you gotta be kinda pissed here, right? Look at it from his point of view: You get snagged by the greatest team in the NFL to play with the greatest quarterback […]

Videos Like This Give Feminists A Bad Name

Let me just get out in front of this one: there’s nothing wrong with feminism. That should go without saying. Feminists have assumed the responsibility of standing up for women’s rights when no one else will. This is something else. This is someone picking at something that is so far down on the list of […]

The Patriots Have Officially Broke The NFL World

As you know by now, the rich have gotten richer with the Pats signing all world wideout Antonio Brown. I knew the backlash was going to be crazy for the sole reason that the villainous Patriots were involved, but what I’ve seen and heard over the past 48 hours has been ridiculous. Instead of trying […]