Antonio Brown Is Quickly Wearing Out His Welcome In Oakland

That’s about as close and you’ll get to a GM saying, “Hey dumbass, get back on the field, get your shit together or we’re gonna have a problem.” And I love it. The term ‘Dive Wide Receiver’ is just an excuse for a player to act like an ass and get away with it because […]

Josh Gordon Is Back!!

LET’S GO BABY!! Josh Gordon is coming back to the Patriots. That sentence should send team owners into a frenzy. You’re giving the greatest quarterback of all time the best weapon he’s had since Randy Moss. Now obviously the elephant in the room is Gordon’s ongoing drug (weed) issues. Everyone thought last year that he […]

What Are We Teaching Our Little Leaguers Nowadays!?

I understand we’re supposed to make sure our up and coming child athletes appreciate the game and have fun. I’m 100% for that. Go out there and have fun, especially when you’re this young. But what in the freaking heck is this!? Sportsmanship is overrated. The only show of sportsmanship that I’m for is the […]

Rob Parker Is A Sad, Strange Little Man

I get it. I get that fact that the more the Patriots and Tom Brady succeed, the more haters they’ll gain. Everyone likes to hate you when you’re the best and that’s a burden this team has carried for two decades. I have no problem with people openly coming out and saying “You know what? […]

The King Is Back

Truly and White Claw are the hottest things in the Spiked Seltzer streets right now. Everywhere you look you got something sponsored by Truly or an Instagram pic of a couple basic bitches sipping on the Claw. But their reign has gone on long enough. The OG is back and he’s taking no prisoners. Four […]

SHOCKER! Antonio Brown Won’t Be Retiring

I knew this guy was full of shit. Before all this nonsense about the helmet started, you could just tell. I mean, I knew he was an ass with all the peacocking and throwing furniture off a balcony almost hitting a child, but still. This guy is full of empty threats and empty stats. This […]

Can We Put The Brady Drama To Bed Yet?

For some odd reason, there seems to be this fetish from reporters who desperately want Tom Brady and the New England Patriots to dislike each other. It’s this weird high that they all seem to get whenever they write or talk about the so called dissension between the two sides. And hard as they try, […]