The New England Patriots season is finished. The fairy tail-turned-nightmare is finally done. I know technically they still have a chance to make the playoffs and technically if they got in anything could happen. But for all intents and purposes, the Pats season ended today when they lost to a 2-7 Texans team. This was […]
Read More The End.The Bears are 5-5 and even being .500 on the season is giving them too much credit. They suck. Wait, let me correct that: The Bears offense sucks. It’s stuff of legends. You give them a short field, they’ll make it a long one. You give them an open receiver, Foles will throw him into […]
Read More Philly Has Ruined Nick FolesIn my many years of being a Patriots fan, I can honestly say I don’t think I’ve ever watched a season that has me more twisted up than an M. Night Shyamalan movie than this one has. One week this team plays like dog shit, the next they play great, followed by a week of […]
Read More The Patriots Are Back?I saw a blog floating around from Barstool Sports a site that will remain nameless that ranked all 151 of the original generation of Pokémon and decided to take a looksie. Being the Day 1 PokeMaster that I am, I was very intrigued to see where some of my favorites were ranked. But let me […]
Read More The DEFINITIVE Ranking of All 151 PokémonReserve your seats now people! The iceberg is approaching! The fat lady is warming up her pipes! The Bucs are about the pass the point of no return friends. The quill is being dipped to write their obituary as we speak. The Tampa Tompa Bay Buccaneers are about to sign the most destructive, disruptive force […]
Read More Tom Brady Teams With Antonio Brown To Destroy BucsHow many times does one have to beat something for it to be considered overkill? How do we know when the horse has become to dead that the beating must cease? I think I have an answer. When it’s the year 2020, almost 2021 in fact, and we are still seeing articles posted about how […]
Read More Why Are We Still Talking About Jimmy G?They’re not. I should honestly end the blog there. Instead of going through and trying to defend my team against all you fairweather, media nonsense gargling “fans” that hear buzzwords like “separation” or “deep threat” and think the sky is falling with this team, I could just sit back and watch the fire burn around […]
Read More How Screwed Are The Patriots?I am all for the underdog, “everyone vs us” attitude. I mean shit, the Patriots have been rolling with that mantra for the better part of the last decade for crying out loud. But one thing I do not like, is the forced underdog, “everyone vs us” attitude. Case in point: The Tennessee Titans. Well […]
Read More The Titans Are IdiotsHow many no look passes does it take to get to 5-0? Well the Chiefs and Patrick “I’m A God” Mahomes may never know. The Oakland Las Vegas (blah) Raiders finally overcame their boogeyman and beat the Chiefs today 40-32. Yes, this “much improved” Chiefs defense gave up 40 points to the Raiders. You are […]
Read More The Chiefs Are MortalI love sausages. As a kid growing up, I was not a fan though. For some reason I thought they were going to be spicy because I must have had a spicy one at some point in my life and I swore off them for good. I used to (still do) turn into a little […]
Read More Boy Needs Hypnosis To Stop Eating Sausages